"The place was full of pretty and drunk seventeen year old girls in Ronald Mcdonald wigs giving away promotional Jägermeister shots in test-tubes, Jägermeister condoms and a kind of Jägermeister Rubik's cube. A brave one got Nigel with a Poloroid and he got her back with a mean look and a cold, hard shoulder. He proudly showed me the picture later and I persuaded him to let me send it express around the globe. I offered to help tart up his homepage and he was well into it. A couple of weeks later he said he couldn't be arsed. Better things to do...*"

Jägermeister party, AKA Bar, end 2001.

"Papa ist eigentlich lieb - Der ist einfach nur SAUER."

Nigel's little girl.