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 THE LIBRARY OF
BAD IDEAS
A  BOOK
IN
PROGRESS Short stories and poems
by Paradox Paul

1001 WAYS TO BE A FASHIONABLE ARTIST
BAD WORDS
Mixed metaphors on cheap paper (A4)
Good advice for writers

BLACK FAIRY
+ Case of Hearts
plus The Laughing Torso appendage

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED
"What colour is yellow?"
"One night he wept into an after-orgy party..."

CRACK
"Deep within the hairline crack between the stones..."
"Lean upon your elbow till it breaks..."

DESOLATE WAIST
PLUS! free murder poem
"You are not seeing with the correct organ..."

ESCAPE FROM BERLIN
Diary extract
Song + Scary Story

HE SAID SHE SAID
"Everything I say has already been said..."
Grim notes on an erotic fairy-tale. Illustrated by Sophie Woods

LETTER TO DANNY FLYNN
(Never sent)
Bunch of clichés typed on the inside of a toilet paper turban

MY FIRST POEM
"For all the rock-veined, spunk stained thrusts and schemes..."
Cold fantasy versus passion - supplemented with Note on Blue Paper

PET SHOP
On a nasty night in Berlin. Illustrated by Sophie Woods
Wallygonzo once wrote...

SCARECROW
"Dead scarecrows keep secrets better than living ones..."
Sitdown comedy

SOFA SPONGE
From the exhibition 'Dog in a Mousetrap'
Quantum physics on the brain

SPANISH DOG SONG
Sing along...
"Sipping boiling tea in all the brightness of the day..." Illustrated by Katie Woods

THE STORY OF SPARK
An autobiography
"You with your pleas and your slanted verse are swallowed down with salt & burning gravy!"

THE MAN WHO WOULD NOT BREATHE
until she loved him...
(Titel only)

THE MAN WHO FELL OFF A BANANA