What colour is yellow?
It's somewhere between orange and black.
No! I don't believe you. I know orange and black...
And yellow is somewhere between.
Rubbish! What things are painted yellow?
You mean, in my picture?
Of course.
In my picture the candles are painted yellow.
And the flames?
No. And the ribs are painted yellow. And green.
And the curtains?
There are no curtains.
But there are windows?
There are always windows. And a door open to the street. The street is yellow.
And the people?
There are no people.
Of course there are people. There have to be people.
Not in my picture.
How big is this picture?
That's hard to say.
Try.
It's large. And very, very small. Not everyone can see it.
I know that.
I mean, not everyone who looks at it can see it.
I still don't believe you. I don't think you painted a picture at all.
Here, touch this.
What's that?
It's the fox in the picture.
What colour is it?
Orange. And black.
What colour are the teeth?
Touch them. There, do you see?
Are they yellow?
Yes. Touch something red.
What's red?
This.
What is it?
Guess.
It isn't moving.
Of course it isn't bloody moving. Take it in both hands.
I don't like it.
Alright then, leave it. You want to know what else is yellow?
(No reply)
The cancer is yellow. It's in the street where the people used to be. The flower is yellow
and the piano is yellow. The clay is yellow and the food is yellow. The oven is yellow
and so is the babies blanket. And the eyes in the marionettes. They are all yellow...
That's too much yellow.
I cheated. I changed some things.
I'm glad I can't see your picture.
Here, take this.
What is it?
It's a brush.
What colour is on it?
Don't worry about it.
But I need to know.
Don't worry about it. Take this canvas.
How big is it?
It doesn't matter. Start in the middle and let me know when you're finished. Take your
time.
Can I paint people?
You can paint anything you like. I'll be outside. Just call me when you're finished.
How long will it take?
Just call me when you're finished.
"Hungry Fox Head"
383 x 272 pixels under glass (Early Photoshop period)
