April 30
NICHOLAS D. VARGELIS
stands proudly in front of our new tv repair shop - sorry, his new 'photographs of urban exploration' exhibition, Forgotten Space.
Good man to work with (that's his helpmate, above, Miss Destroy), fast, accurate, with excellent pictures taken in half-ruined buildings around Boston, Berlin and Paris (if I recall correctly). Interesting film shown, too, made on his exploration of a wonderful 99 year old theatre in Boston, which was very shortly afterwards blown down to a pile of rubble.
April 29
MIKE SPIKE FROIDL IS DON CHAOS
The blurb:
Finnisage/Closing party for
"Crazy Paintings"
+ Performance reading from the work:
"GEWALTERLEBNISPARK INTERNATIONAL"
(Aus den Leben seines Waffen-SS Opas und seines indischen Neffen)
(The weird adventures of Grandpa in the Waffen SS)
Meanwhile, Nick sets up his installation in the back room...
April 28
FIGHT CLUB
Would love to have hosted more events like this afternoon of Aikido training organised by crazy-painting cool-headed expert Mr Froidl (with the yellow arms), but he has his own perfectly adequate studio elsewhere and Wally would end up with broken bones.
April 26
ALEX BABY SUPERSTAR
It was supposed to be Kristian Fjellstad's evening followed by an open mic session. I don't believe Kristian turned up, or maybe he popped in and left because no-one else turned up. But then guess who did... Alex Friggin Tornado and his German helmet, joined later by Lola Baby Superstar and her white violin.
Alex did his usual party trick of stripping (only ever to the waist) whilst playing guitar, then abused Lola's prized possesion (he cannot play violin, I am now convinced) with improvised Songs from a Padded Cell. After his inspired set, Wally, one of the three people in the audience (Jason san Francisco was also present), feeling peculiarly anti-social for some reason, announced "You're fired again" and squashed the remaining atmosphere flat for no reason he can now recall.
April 19
I APPARENTLY SENT THIS
somewhat rolling, I can only presume, through MySpace to Bob Dylan:Hi Bob,
I would like to invite you to play at Gallery Wallywoods in Berlin. Pretty much unplugged (problem with the neighbours), up to 70 people (absolute max!). Would therefore be a 'secret' venue. Our only claim to fame is being the late Nikki Sudden's favourite gallery in Berlin. He played here 6 concerts or so since we started in 2004, supporting us as much as we supported him. When you were in town recently, he went to see you, then came back to co-host a Bob Dylan tribute night at Arcanoa Bar, around the corner, presented by Wallywoods. However: we can't pay much! Also Everette True played here, Phil Schonfelt, The Ugly Americans, Alex Tornado... To tell the truth, we're a bit of a cult venue. Notoriously useless at everything except art, music and enjoying life.
Tell me what you think - if not, best wishes anyway.
Wally.
Gallery Wallywoods, Berlin.
I added in a ps that I also wished Kate Bush to play at the gallery with Leonard Cohen on the same night. Then some little wanker sheepishly returned the message that he was not in fact Bob, merely a Bob fan. At least he agreed, upon my possibly not extremely polite advice, to change his page name to "Friends of Bob" - amongst whom I still cannot count myself.
April 15
Y-TON-G
Y-Ton-G, aka Wolfgang Neven, kneels behind his exquisitely hand-made noise machinery tickling our ear-drums. Passing through town, he landed at Wallywoods on the good advice of organiser and master noise experimentalist, Markus Schwill (aka Omnoise). On this night, Y-Ton-G (actually a brand-name concrete) did his own thing in the direction of ambient peace, involving meditational screw turning, bell tingling, wire strumming and metal scraping, plus effects gadgets adding echo and resonance.
From the blurbs:
file: acoustic - alchemy - ambient - atmosphere - electronic - industrial - noise - ritual
"Irgendwo zwischen Musique Concréte, Elektro-Akustik & Ambient-Industrial..."
"Klang-Alchymie bedeutet für mich die klangliche Auseinandersetzung mit der Entdeckung und Entwicklung der Seelenpersönlichkeit. Es geht also nicht um die Psyche, wie z.B. bei der Klang-Malerei. Das Seelenheil ist, so harmoniesüchtig wie es in der New Age Musik behandelt wird, auch nicht mein Thema. Was mich Interessiert ist nicht so sehr die menschlich-rituelle Gottesansprache (der Rythmus) und nicht der musikalisch-intuitive Gotteseinfluß (die Melodie), sondern ganz einfach das Geräusch als solches. So wie es unsere Seelenpersönlichkeiten, seit dem Fall in die Materie, auf dem Weg der Rückführung, begleitet." (Y-TON-G)
April 8
EVERETTE TRUE
Also known as THE LEGEND
Invited to Wallywoods by our mutual friend and great fan of his, Jason San Francisco. Came accompanied with the classically talented Verity Susman on keyboard. Wally had never heard of him. The moment he opened his mouth, one felt all the spines in the room begin to tingle and jump. Song-stories delicately delivered, with controlled yet great emotion, on a silver platter; and a marvellous recording session. A truly odd, intimate, solid and unforgettable, almost undrunken evening.
Alan P.Scott remarks:
"Hit me with you memory stick.
Everett True; live at Wallywoods Gallery Berlin; sometime in April 2006.
Having heard Everett True recordings from the past, under another of his many pseudonyms as the Legend, I was expecting a punk trash bash type evening. Knowing that the man has spent the last few years concentrating on his literary outpourings, I was hoping that the trash might have a bit more dash.
It was not to be.
No guitars!
The first song was just voice, his reedy little folk-tinged voice solo, and what's more a cover of (I thought) a best forgotten 60's classic. But... and here's the rub. It was totally mesmerising. So much so that the audience almost forgot to applaud. That's what is meant by the saying 'silence is golden'.
He continued with various songs (career wide) from various times (centuries wide), various places (planet wide), and with the help of the 'Bach to Velvets' piano of Verity Susman he took us all along with him on a memorial journey that was so fine I bought the bootleg (whoops!). If you ever hear of the man, the Legend, performing near you, go and see him, he's a gem. And if he wants any royalties from the recording, I'll pay cash."
April 3
PROCESSION FOR NIKKI
Lizzy Wood sent this out a couple of days before:
"Dear humans,
Here are the plans for Monday in Berlin, for the one and only Nikki Sudden.
John Barry pointed out there is a noise curfew in Berlin. We meet, therefore, at 9pm and leave no later than 9.30 pm from the Bellman's Bar (corner of Glogauer & Reichenberger) to make a marching musical procession through Kreuzberg (BRING INSTRUMENTS AND VOICES AND ROCK & ROLL SOUL AND LOTS OF LOVE) to return to Bellman's by 10pm. Things will carry on through the night. If we are loud enough, Nikki will surely hear us..."
Certainly some curious neighbours heard us, opening windows wondering what thirty odd people were doing following medieval-like torch and drum (that's drummer Tommy Simatupang with Lizzy, first pic) quietly, or banging tambourines, or bashing metal fences, occasionally howling and whooping, following Nikki's often heard footsteps in these parts, along the Spree, into his own courtyard, then back to his favourite pub for more drinks, videos of Nikki, with or without The Jacobites, live at various venues, and sad exchanges with friends old and new, from far and from very near.
In that courtyard, up in his flat, I only entered our late friend's private sphere only once, relatively recently, after one of his regular shows with Bruno Adams at the Bellman's around the corner. He put on his glasses and showed me some of his grand collection of memorabilia; signed photos, records, sumptuous music and art books, books on his favourite subject, European history, especially French and English, 17th to 19th century. Quite a different person, at home, emerged in his learning and passionate hobbies, surrounded by nostalgia. A loner in his way, notwithstanding his prettily clad army of friends, thousands strong, collected from his world touring travels over the decades.
If you believe his death was a tragedy, then you must know that everyone's death is a tragedy. He lived just the way he wanted to live, and never stopped dreaming. An eternal optimist therefore. His story is a positive one, inspiring; despite his sad lyrics, his drugs, his brother, his disappointments in love and career.
Here's to you Nikki! Long may you reign! Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah!!!
April 1
STEPHEN HILL
Press release:
"Over the last few years Stephen Hill has forged a reputation as one of the most original and entertaining songwriters in the Irish singer-songwriter scene. Having won the Hot Press Song Of The Fortnight in November 2003 for his song Down My Way, Stephen started writing the tracks for his debut album which is due out in early 2006. Tipping his hat to a variety of influences, including Nick Cave, Morrissey, Steve Earle and more locally Whipping Boy and Damien Dempsey, Stephen continues to develop a style that is original, quirky and timeless. Definitely one to watch out for."
Lovely man, quiet humour. Soothing voice and songs. Gentle and easy going. He didn't mind a bit when almost no-one turned up!
March 27
THROWN BY NIKKI'S
sudden death in New York. Like everyone else. Almost cancelled our event, but then sent this out in any case, in the spirit our friend would well understand, the show must go on:
"Dear Friends,
Our concert at Arcanoa tomorrow evening will go ahead as planned:
Tuesday 28 March, 21:00
THE UGLY AMERICANS
At Arcanoa
(Am Tempelhofer Berg 8, 10965 Kreuzberg)
"..from San Francisco Jason Honea (lead singer of SOCIAL UNREST) — from New York MC Gadfly and his 1975 Farfisa mega organ — plus the Wallywoods crew and anyone who has the balls to jump up on stage..!"
March 25
RETURN OF RIVER DILLON
After last November's neat and popular exhibition of romantic photographs, "Thornmen", Denis (to his friends - that's him, 3rd sitter, pic#1) presents us with "Birdmen" (backroom) and "Snakemen" (front room - pic#2). A short blurb ran:
"New photo works. River Dillon uses superimposed images to create his photo compositions, taking the negative of a snake or a bird, for instance, and laying it over the negative of his model. The subsequent image is a combination of these two worlds that transforms dream boys into… well, come and see for yourself!
Plus ambient music from Seagull..."
Seagull was Gerry, formerly of The Ugly Americans, with his laptop noise-grooves and a few curious friends. A tempered evening compared to others, but a gay atmosphere and a good show. Very nice all round.
March 17
THE UGLIES LIVE IN GERDA'S FLAT
Ugly sax player Siggi's lovely wife Gerda's gallery and art agency is actually their second floor flat in Neukölln. To compliment the opening show of some really very interesting photographs by the really less interesting Mathias Pfaff, she invited the Uglies to perform in the living room exhibition space. An evening of wierdness and no little stress. Christ, how did the neighbours put up with even five minutes of that noise? And how did we, before the start in the other room, put up with Mr Negative himself (at that time - he is far more tollerable now) Anterny Riley, and his ultra strange, ultra religeous religeous ideas? How in heaven or hell Siggi and Gerda put up with him living with them in that little place for so long, no-one will ever know. I hear the experience almost killed all of them. Literally. Presumably then, a bout of Ugly Americans with Cécile, sax, and all, was nothing uncommonly testing for the neighbours..
March 13
JASON WEBLEY
"Webley howls at the rafters with the courage and conviction of a long-gone sailor, and seduces the candlelight with melodies as delicate as a gossamer balloon; he pumps the bellows like a Romanian wedding singer and feathers the keys like a desert drifter." (San Francisco Weekly)
"A mix of gypsy, punk and folk, Jason’s music is highly participatory as friends and fans will know from his previous visits to Berlin. Introduced to the gallery by Nikki Sudden, this will be Mr Webley’s debut at Wallywoods..."
That was the blurb. I sent this later to Nikki:
"Everyone, as far as I could tell during the show, loved Jason W. and his music. Was respectfully rowdy - we had done our homework, listened to the mp3s and weren't surprised to hear drinking songs and be invited to sing with, clap hands, suggest requests, whatever. A fabulous night. Till Jason sat down and let it be known that there had been too much heckling. He said the concert "wasn't good, wasn't terrible, let's leave it at that".
Any 'heckling' was between the songs - while he performed I saw to it you could hear a pin drop. Of course people talked quietly or clinked a beer. This is not a museum. Two nights before he played in a squat bar in Kreuzberg. I never thought a bit of audience activity would upset him so much.
We were gobsmacked. After working harder than usual for this show (froze our digits off putting up 250 posters in the area during the nights before), I was pretty depressed the next day. Jason H. said ok, he's young. Cécile thought he must lack confidence. I like the guy - would love to see him again, here or elsewhere.
So, big shame.
Apart from that, Kathrina at King Kong Klub just suggested Wallywoods presents Nikki Sudden there. What do you think? Because KKK are a borderline club (officially they have very shaky permission for live music) I'm sure its because she doesn't want the trouble with Gema. Neither do I - but I would love to do it - with whatever line up you like. What about planning it as a 'donations' style party.. Can you think of other options?"
Nikki had mentioned to me he would like to play the KKK, but never made it with us. (Did he play there at all?)
Any photos discovered of Mr Webley's never-the-less brilliant concert would be treasured and published here.
March 10
LENA BRAUN
Lena & Joy meet Siegfried & Roy was not Wally's favourite exhibition in the gallery's two year existence. The place looked like a girl's bedroom for two weeks - quickly and lazily decorated. Yours Truly couldn't stand it after two days. The 'artist' only showed her face again to pick the stuff up (about the rudest compliment an artist can pay a gallerist), a meeting at which Wally made himself absent, leaving A.P.Scott alone to pamper to her whims. Having introduced herself, charmingly and impressively it has to be said, at River Dillon's first opening, she expected a fantastic gay party, as his indeed was. But she did little to make that happen; she seemed to invite almost no-one, as if she were embarrassed about the whole thing before it started. Or she was too busy being important and immensely sociable elsewhere. Nurse Anna's boy Timsky, on the other hand, on his debut as Wallywoods barman, was a hit. Looks like we even taught him to Sieg Heil. He especially enjoyed the box full of coppers (pic#2). More joy, though only half as gay, was had later that opening night at Another Country Bookshop. Here Wally talks to the lovely Maya from the Comic Shop - rather than selfishly and rudely disrupting the crap film showing in the rear room. (Alright, they are not always crap...)
March 9
WALLYWOODS AT KAFFEE BURGER
Photos: Thomas Heger & Alan P.Scott
Featuring
THE METHYLATED SPIRITS (pic#1)
"Garage Punk from Australia"
+ THE UGLY AMERICANS (below somewhere)
"Stone-age Electronica from USA"
+ GRAHAM CLAYTON FROM THE OTHER SIDE (pic#2)
"Lounge Punk from England"
+ LADY GABY (pic#3), GEFFEN3 (pic#7) & MASKED WOMAN (?)
(The chicks invited by Wally to accompany as sexy go-go dancers, arrived like feminist hitmen, dressed to the hilt, not to be messed with. Served him right.)
+ DJ ELVIS 2000
"From Memphis to Vegas"
(Password this month for free entry = "Stone-age Spring")
Wally didn't know till the end of the show who Masked Woman was. Who Masked Woman was was Eleanor, aka Sister Chain. Who anybody else was is now anybody's guess. All these shows fade into one big feast of happy mayhem (not all the monthly Burger events are recorded in these diaries - if you have any pics or memories, please send them in with flowers of sympathetic celebration).
March 4
FUN FUN FUN
"Rising star Gustavo Bauchwitz has returned at last from his travels in South America! A warm welcome (+ donations on the door...)"
Yes, the vibrant Pescadores de Ventanas again at Wallywoods. What a happy, energetic bunch. What a lovely gang of fans. Forget that. What a horny gaggle of groupies. Such back-stage fun...
February 24
FRAUKE SCHMIDT-THEILIG WITH A KING KONG CHASER
Found no photos of Frauke, mature, rooted in the earth; she paints good traditional landscapes around her country home. But that's Lee without the Edgy Drifters, and Eileen, whose name I always spell wrong, eating a biscuit. The blurb:
Exhibition Opening:
FRAUKE SCHMIDT-THEILIG
"Paintings"
with live music from
LEE VIAJERO & THE EDGY DRIFTERS
"Cowpunk Blues fom the USA"
And on the same night:
WALLYWOODS PRESENTS
AT THE KING KONG KLUB
THE UGLY AMERICANS
"Psycho Funk Punk Farfisa Frenzy Dance Party"
with THE TIGERS OF DOOM
followed by DJ ELVIS 2000
+ Surprising Guests
+ Freestyle go-go dancing competition - to take place on stage during the concerts...
Whatever happened after pleasantries at the gallery, later at the K.K.K., cannot be described here. The go-go dancing competition was forgotten in the mayhem. Who needs a plan? Reports of queer goings on long after closing time...
February 23
MR DYBOWSKI'S END OF SHOW & BIRTHDAY PARTY
with music from Alex Tornado, the unforgettable "one-man boy band". Can't remember a thing about it.
February 18
ELVIS 2000's BIRTHDAY PARTY FEATURING CAPTAIN SPACE SEX
Captain Space Sex didn't turn up. So what. Fuck him as they say on Venus.
But Alex Tornado turned up with guitar, and a scull bomb for the birthday boy. Some other geezer turned up with a less talented guitar; and then the street blew up.
February 15
OPEN HOUSE
The blurb:
This week's
"Wednesday at Wally's" is also:
"Open Musician's Meeting" after:
"Mediterranean Soup Buffet" (7pm) from:
"Service Tarte Tatin" and:
singer-songwriter, Kristian Fjellstad (6.30pm) followed by:
"Open Mic" staring:
Anyone.
You..?
Wally!
Did Kristian star? Don't know. Alex Tornado did. Gerry Electronica too (first pic below). And featured artist Stefan with an umbrella; Elvis 2000; plus Timski with a hammer and his mum, Nurse Timski, the soup cook (below middle).
February 11
STEFAN, SUKI & NIKKI SUDDEN
The blurb:
"STEFAN DYBOWSKI
Exhibition opening
Malerei / Paintings
with music (circa 8pm) from
SUKI OSMAN
(Berlin-based singer-songwriter from the U.K.)
and then (circa 11pm)
NIKKI SUDDEN
See you here..."
The junk shop cleared now to make space for Stefan's paintings; like himself, accomplished and professional. Sellable too (we thought..). Very sadly, I can't find any photographs of this evening, the last time Nikki performed at Wallywoods. Perhaps someone took some? Please let me know.
February 9
TORNADO BAND, CRAZEEE & THE UGLIES AT K.B.
Invited girl punk band Crazeee (above) after they played last New Year's night at a packed Arcanoa. They brought an impressive bunch of fans. Tornado's band and the Uglies brought the usual nuts, plus some new ones, including a possie of masked women...
February 3
THIERRY GALAI & SIR THOMAS' BIRTHDAY
No pics of Sir Thomas 'cos Sir Thomas was taking the pics. The gallery looking more like a well organised junk shop than ever; some kind of group exhibition which few knew what to do with. Little or nothing sold quite as usual. Swell parties though. That's Thierry from France on guitar, a one-man-band, odd noises, fast lyrics. Intense energy.
At least matched by the insane energy of the Uglies (pic#1 above), Mr Tornado (pic#2), Mad May (pic#1 below), Ceci (pic#2), Norby (pic#3) and Wieland & spouse (drunk as ever). Jason san Francisco, Anterny Riley, Wally and a couple of chicks also ate cake.
A note on the e-mails:
In addition to any event reports for the month of January is a bunch of e-mails. Plan to thicken up, like alphabet soup, this documentation of the gallery's history with a lot of the e-mails sent and recieved during its twenty-three month's of activity. Will seek permission for showing some. Or won't bother. Who cares. Some angry, some fascinating and some very lengthy e-mails sent during April 2005's little spoken about but historic Hakenkreuz disaster may or may not be included. (The artist cancelled her exhibition on Nazi design after I sent that notorious Sieg Art Swastika attachment.) At the time, to avoid court action and help finally clear the air, a legally binding (as far as I am still aware) promise was made never to mention that artist's name, titel of show, or ever to disclose the contents of the e-mails sent to me by the party protecting the interests of said artist. This all due to the continuing sensitivity - far underestimated by yours truly - of the extreme-right problem; still a major factor in German day to day life. My own ignorance, naivity and/or English gung-ho attitude responsible for that, the most serious upset so far in the Wallywoods development, I believe must one day here be defended. (The name of the artist and exhibition will not, in any case, be compromised).
January 31
"Hello!
I am coming to Berlin from Feb 4 - 9th and I was wondering if you have any open mic nights during that time period?
Thanks!
Dave Bianchi."
"Hallo Peter,
Ich habe das grobe Info auf meine Homepage jetzt gemacht, bitte anschauen. Ich brauche von dir:
1. Ausstellungs Titel. (Ich habe nur "Animal Works" vorübergehend geschrieben.)
2. Kurz Beschreibung deiner arbeit/Ausstellung (erstmals ganz kurz, ein paar Sätze).
Ich hatte noch ein Idee, aber nur wenn es dir passt: Wir konnten einen 2 Man/zusammen Ausstellung machen. Ich werde dann auch an dieser Thema denken und etwas machen (nach lange Zeit) – dann wurde ich meine teil "Tierschmerz #2" nennen, oder wir konnten das gesamte Project "Tierschmerz" nennen. Das aber NUR wenn du Lust hast, sonnst ist das deiner Show, als abgemacht, und ich bleibe der Gallerist – kein Problem, macht auch Spaß.
Bis bald, Wally."
January 30
"Wally, Which organ did you smash? The big Thomas or the martian piano?
Ugly One."
"Dear Wally,
2 brown paper wrapped parcels, each weighing 2.2kg, containing winter gear, have been dispatched today (Monday) to Gallery Wallywoods at Kopisch Str. 1 on the Prussian Front!
Mum & Dad."
January 29
"Hello World,
Here is a special message to Alan P.Scott's big bunch of keys: please come home to daddy. Yes, we were misusing you last night at Wally's, opening bottles of beer with you - you may have disappeared in fright whilst Wally smashed Ken's other organ to pieces after it blew up (sorry Ken).
Did someone kidnap you or take you away accidentally?
If you too were there, could you please check your bags, pockets and brains?
Also, if you see Alan's flat-mate, Englishman Freddy Lane, can you ask him to contact the gallery urgently.
By the way, the winners of last night's talent competition, now invited to join THE UGLY AMERICANS live at Arcanoa next Tuesday are:
1. ALEX TORNADO - for his comedy Guantanamo Bay torture victim act.
2. KEN PSYCHEDELIC & SIGGI SCHMIDT from THE UGLY AMERICANS - for not turning up.
3. ALAN'S KEYS - for defying various laws of physics.
Thank you very much. Keep warm and don't lose your keys.
Wally!"
January 28
"Dear Wally,
How was the hanging?
River Dillon."
January 27
"Hi sweety darling,
Here are my pics, you can make them the size you need.
If you need more text:
'Lena & Joy meet Siegfried & Roy'
Großformatige Farbfotographien
"Within all of us is an elusive melody which, when heard and followed, leads to the fullfillment of our dreams."
Hommage an die Schönheit des scheinbar Unmöglichen.
Please tell me what more you need and what you think about postcards / press etc. I will do presswork on 9 February for March 10. Should we meet again?
Kisses, Lena Braun."
"Mr Woods,
In order to apply for a grant from Illinois Arts Council I need an invitation. Can you please send me the official invitation (word attachment is fine) asap. Let's make it tentative first week of June for 10 days. I would then try to make an application deadline for the international program (I think it's Jan 31, 2006).
I'm also trying to get one art gallery in Austria and Lithuania to show it so I would like to do a mini-European tour.
Thank you,
D.Monroe."
"Hi Sinead,
The whole of April is actually booked by River Dillon’s gay exhibition – so I would like the show to be a one evening event, with reading and film etc, but if paintings, then only on display for the evening too. If they are large and you are coming especially, it seems a lot of work – otherwise we should consider a later date for your own, perhaps one-week show..?
Wally."
"Dear (oh dear oh dear) World,
SATURDAY 28 JANUARY at gallery wallywoods:
MEET FRED MOSELEY
in semi self-imposed exile from
‘the united states of america’
ask him why
after investigating
his new exhibition of
photographic portraits
taken on his amazing world travels
then marvel at, or join in, a free-will free-style TALENT CONTEST
with (live from 20.00)
THE UGLY AMERICANS
featuring sig bang schmidt on sax
the chosen winner(s) will get to play with
‘the uglies’ on stage at arcanoa, k-berg, this tuesday, 9pm till midnight
all styles/instruments welcome, but NO BASS INSTRUMENTS required thankyou
specially invited are anyone from BAIKABREST, MARWELL, TORNADOLAND, EVANSLAND, YOUNG THOMAS, some mad git called ‘ray’, GERRY, MARIE-CECILE, G.C.F.T.O.S., and in fact fucking anyone
AND HAVE A NICE DAY
MEANWHILE, you may or may not be personally mentioned
or slandered in the up-dated wallywoods diaries
now called WALLY’S LOG
available FREELY thru the NEW LOOK website...
Wally!"
January 26
"Dear Wally,
FIRST - I just talked to Johannes who is in charge of the Tunnel Premium fashion show. He told me that tomorrow you can come to hang the pictures from 10 in the morning till 11 at night. I informed Johannes that you would probably come around 8.30pm or around 9pm after you have closed your gallery. I am sure that they will stay very late at night to finish the installation of the show.
SECOND - Mickael Faure will come to Gallery Wallywoods on Friday at 2pm to bring you six pictures to exhibit in Premium. He will bring you the cover of the calendar 'Appeal', also 'Magnetize', 'Adore', 'Offer' & 'Desire'.
THIRD - About transportation. If you can't get a car I will pay for the taxi. Just keep the bill until next week.
FOUR - There is an article about my calendar which mentions your gallery in BERLIN FASHION WEEK MAG N°1, starting with "In cooperation with Wallywoods Gallery, the French Berlin-based artist River Dillon presents a 2006 calendar..."
I suppose it's distributed for free in the Premium show, so perhaps you can get one or more copies for your gallery.
FIVE - The images to exhibit, which I used in the calendar and are now at the gallery, are 'Fascinate', the diptych, the two images. The one of Warwick has to be put on the left and the other is the orange spines punk bracelet on a black background, to be hung on the right. 'Mind', the image of Johann, his back and his hand on the wall are crucified with metallic punk spines. 'Join', the diptych, the two images. The image on the left is the thistle on the sand with a pink and white flower; the second image to put on the right is my boyfriend Vincent, at the top of the dune with the sea in the background. And 'Suffer', the back of the italian boy superimposed with the thistle.
SIX - My friend Zabo Chabiland has a stand, a place to exhibit her jewels in the Tunnel Premium show. She will bring to you in the press lounge two calendars and two images to hang: 'Jewel', the green snakeman and 'Nostalgia', the boy frozen in ice.
SEVEN - So, the only image missing is 'Joy'. But it is in Berlin. It's the one which has been bought by a collector. I will ask him to bring it to your gallery at 2pm or to the Premium press lounge, or to Zabo Chabiland.
EIGHT - Could you eventually tell me by mail when you would hang the images at Premium. Around what time? I will then tell Zabo by mail.
NINE - Thank you very much.
I should arrive in one week, then stay in Berlin for 3 years.
Denis, alias River Dillon."
"Hello Wally,
I basically need a room the size of 5m x 5m to show my installation. It features metal alloy structure with medical equipment and 2hr video portion. The video is a collection of propaganda, newsreels and archive footage with a direct reference to military combat (It took about 8 months to collect it). From US, Germany, Russia, Poland, UK, Japan etc.
The point is to create a reality on its own with a subliminal messaging influence on human mind. It's basically a forum and not a statement that people can see for themselves and form their own opinions. The US premiere is scheduled on 3/3/2006 in gallery downtown Chicago so I'm very excited about it. I expect 400-500 people, the opening night.
What I would like to to is to show it in Germany. In Poland the reception was sort of shock which was an effect I really liked.
I do pay for all of my expenses since I do consulting for living and art is a love of my life. Occasionally I get grants from foundations or Arts Council to offset some of the cost as well sell some of my photo, paint work to offset the costs of transport, materials etc. My goal is to break even and if it's achieved I would be more than happy. I promise I will not incure any cost to the exhibitor. I have friends in Berlin so I could stay with them. If you cannot facilitate my request perhaps you could refer me to some who could. Enclosed please find the photos of the installation and my resume.
As far as marketing is concerned, I would usually do art tv and radio programs as well as use your gallery mailing list if it's ok.
Ideally I would like to show the installation for a week and then move on. I have some interest from Vilnius, Lithuania, so if I could come to Europe I would love to show it in as many places as possible to gage people's reaction. Everybody is then given a signature book to write their own experiences and the comment part is also part of the artwork.
Well I hope I gave you enough explanation. In case any extra is needed...
Derek Monroe."
"Hello Wally,
I was informed through Marc that you would be interested in exhibiting some of my work in conjuction with a reading and a film screening.
The first week in april would suit Marc and I fine.
I wanted to contact you personally to find out some of the necessary details.
How much space do you have available?
How long would you be interested in exhibiting the paintings?
What sort of promotion do you do for events?
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Sinead Gallagher."
"Hey Wally,
Tried to call you yesterday about the amp. It's a piece of shit, but I'm glad I got it. Perfect for small rooms. Loud, crass, sort of bassey. But it frees us up to play shitholes. You could even stick a mic in it. The equalizer gives you room to mix. No reverb. It won't do much in Kaffee Burger, but for Wallywoods and Arcanoa it's groovy. For 46 euros you don't get nothin!
Aphorism of the day:
THINK BIG AND GO FOR IT
That means: fill a big bucket with cow shit and stick your drunken face in it.
Actually your advice to Nico was correct. Photographers find a publisher to publish a collection of photos around a common theme. Like Berlin clubs. A friend of George's has done this with Berlin architecture and had some success. But the big money is in weddings.
I like Nico.
Ugly One."
January 25
"Hi M.,
I'm interested. What do you want to do?
Wally."
"Hi Dutch Ritz,
Tried about eight times to get that fucking Google mail account – refused every time, either didn’t like the password or other petty details. I will not be forced to use ‘xsuguhkfgh’ for a password or 'woowally' or some shit for a name. I HATE this crap, hate surfing anyway, wastes my time. Will leave it for now, and the other stuff too – don’t have the time to read and learn all that technical porridge anyway (I was a terrible student) especially as I don’t understand what it does for me, even when you explained it.
I’ll do things my way, as usual. Slow but sure.
Come by anytime.
(Do you have a spare monitor)?
Wally."
"Hi Wally,
I'd be interested in doing a reading or screening my films.
My girlfriend is a painter whose work I greatly admire. If you like her stuff let me know. I'm sure she'd be interested in showing her work at your place. Check the attachment to get an idea...
Cheers,
M."
"Hi Nico,
The bars you photographed would certainly not be interested in your pictures, no matter how great – but bollocks, try if you want.
Maybe better to approach them as a photographer with an idea, a concept. Something like, say you are documenting popular clubs in Berlin for a book or magazine to be published later this year, that each club pays some money (not more than 100 euros) to get involved, get some pics (or arrange an exhibition) and eventually get in the book or magazine - or more importanty, on the listing. Or make a simple website of the same thing.
There are 1001 ways to get rich. The first thousand are things you try out (although there is a small chance that the first one is the big one. Especially if you THINK BIG and GO FOR IT.
Paradox Paul."
"Hi M.,
Ok: films, reading and paintings in April – please suggest a date or two – preferably a Wednesday.
But I will confirm nothing till I get a better contact name than M.
W."
January 24
"Urgent news update!
Eyewitnesses were reporting that P.D.Woods, alias Wally, had frozen to death. He was spotted through the frosted glass of Wallywoods seated at his computer, absolutely motionless, icicles hanging down from his mouth and eye-balls. Later it was confirmed that he is in fact alive, if a bit cold, still motionless, but with a pulse. A slow pulse. He'd merely smoked too much dope and was drooling over his website.
Ugly One."
"Greetings,
It's a small world... I was told to get in touch with you because I'm planning on doing a reading tour (fucked up blues poetry and outsider stories) and was seeking suitable locations.
DM Bob, a friend of Nikki Sudden, told me about the place.
Anyway, I believe it's safe to say that we have more than one thing in common.
Perhaps we could get together regarding a reading or film screening.
Let me know if you'd be interested,
M."
"Hallo Wally,
Glad, to hear from you.
Yes, we're still here and won't be moving away too soon, so you might shedule Marwell for March or something because we need to perform as much as we can, but we have no clue where and how to get booked.
Ok, it's true, we're a bit lazy to run around to the pubs in our neighbourhood, or let's not say lazy let's say busy, due to studying and learning for exams. Whatever the case, we would really like to get on stage anywhere, so if you hear something you might think of us.
Bye for now, Katha."
"Hello Katha,
I will think of something soon.
Wally."
January 23
"Dear Ugly One,
Can you please print these out, soon as possible?
All are black & white. Please print the fliers on BOTH sides of A4 - then you will get from each sheet 4 x fliers with the Uglies on one side and the Nasties on the other. And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ask George to show you how to print the posters also on A3! (The size of my images DOES NOT MATTER, they are good for A4 AND A3). Once you know this you will never have to bother him again and we will be completely INDEPENDENT, able to produce any posters or fliers at short notice.
WORK IT OUT!
Love and kisses,
Wally."
"Hey Wally,
George is even more of a computer idiot than I am, but I'll ask Jan when he reappears for a day to organize files.
Ugly One."
"Thanks Kathrine,
I will get someone to translate all those forms and then contact you at KKK to arrange a meeting.
Wally."
"Hi Debbie,
The main room (shop front) is about 6 x 7 meters, the second room is half that size. Could be we have the smaller third room free later (its full of junk now). Chill-out / backstage / film room.
Ceilings are 3m high.
In the large room there are two main display walls, recently renovated; 4m long x 3m high and 6m long x 3m high.
Anything else, just let me know.
Wally."
"Thank you Maya,
Yes, I will keep you in mind...
Paradox Paul."
January 22
"Hurray!
Just bought a piece of shit amp on Ebay for 46 euros. It was used for karaoke by some east guy in Leipzig. A bass amp modified to stick a mixer in. Should be a crass but loud sound. Who the fuck knows. Must be shit for 47 euros.
Ugly One."
January 21
"Hi Phil,
Yes, yes and yes.
Pick up a recording at the Gallery, I'll burn it for you on the spot. Too busy to do it any other way - I rarely get 500 yards from this place...
I enjoyed it as much as you - there are some WACKY recordings from later in the evening, and one song of yours is destined for our 3rd comp CD; if & when I ever get around to making it.
As for a gig, can you play on Jan 28 or Feb 24 (both exhibition openings with nothing booked yet)?
See you,
Wally."
"Dear Wally,
I will, with pleasure, ask the taste police/moral censors at my place of employment and respected institute of education why they think a gallery website is "unsuitable material" for the minds of inner city teenagers, and like wise for the staff??? I for one would recommend that kids studying art would benefit from checking out your site - being an art teacher myself!
Gonna get it UNBLOCKED and give them a piece of my mind.
Anyhow, I'll be in touch with images and brief ideas soon.
Debbie."
"Hi Wally,
I'm Thomas, the guitar player of Tigers of Doom.
I talked to Elvis some days ago about our concert with The Ugly Americans on 24 February at the King Kong Klub. As attachments I send you some info & pictures of the Tigers for your website.
I'm looking forward to the evening!
Yours,
Thomas."
"Dear World,
Get your
FISH SOUP
at Gallery Wallywoods:
Sunday 22 Jan, 4pm...
Wally!"
January 20
"Hey Wally,
That CD really grows on ya. I like it more and more. Even with the skipped beats and messy parts. But the CD itself is a piece of shit. It starts to skip like it did on Ceci's machine. Must be warped or something.
Next time you do a mix down, let's do it together so I can make sure the beat is on top. The first ten seconds of track 6 are the only disco quality moments on the whole thing. Listen how the kick-drum kicks. Bumps. All the CD should be like that, everything else a notch down so that, soft or loud, the beat pumps. We'll get that right next time.
Ugly One."
"Totally agree,
I hope the skipping is just down to the use of supermarket CDs and not my computer. Will buy better ones next time, ones you can print straight on. We must get the last Burger recording from Jon so we can work on it together. I'm sure there's some decent source material on it. Have been listening to Duplikat Records' own dance comp CD (Marek & co., who produced to Burger comp CD). Not my bag, but the sound quality is high. We need a connection to a recording studio plus a computer bod who can help us with the final mix. A day should be enough.
Anyway, are you coming to the bookshop?
Wally."
"Hi Jon,
Could you please give me Dorfdisco Oliver’s e-mail address? (Can't get it through the website.) Thanks!
Wally."
"Hi Wally,
Sorry I couldn't make it for the last few events. Have been a little on the busy side. Just out of curiosity, is there any way to get a recording of what went down at the gallery when Kevin and I played?
Also, is it possible to get another gig? We both enjoyed the last one (we hope you did as well).
Cheers,
Phil, aka. Lee Viajero & the Edgy Drifters."
January 19
"Hello Ela,
REALLY sorry but... etc.
Wally."
"Hi Wally,
That's great - I will get some info together to send you soon.
I thought everyone had heard of HACKNEY- it's world famous isn't it?
I can't seem to get onto your site at the moment as it has been blocked by the ICT team at my workplace- some kind of 'sexual content' apparently!
Well, I'll check it at home. Can't wait.
Debbie"
"Hi Debbie,
Could you ask the ICT team (whatever that is) why my site is blocked? I never heard anything so stupid. Sure I have the words CUNT FUCK DEVIL-WORSHIP QUEER & NAZI in my weblog, some others too – if that’s the reason, please ask them (whoever they are) to read them in context and then decide. If they say there is too much text to go through, let me know and I’ll give them a piece of my motherfucking mind..
Wally."
January 18
"Dearest Alex,
Dark velvety thing, big collar? If that's not it, perhaps you left it up that Canadian lady's pussy?
Paradox Paul."
"Wally,
Fancy yet another Nikki Sudden show?
I'll call you tomorrow - or you can bell me...
Just arived back from four weeks in the UK!
N."
"Nikki,
What about Feb 11, after Suki Osman: a joint concert (pardon the pun) - if not, we'll think of another date..
W."
"Wally,
If I don't go on too early. I fly back from the UK that day:
London Luton to Berlin Schoenefeld; flight 2107; dep. Sat 11 Feb 18:30; arr. Sat 11 Feb 21:25.
I'd be there by 10.30 / 11pm latest. Okay?
N."
"Hi Jason,
Sunday March 12 or Monday March 13 would be ok for me, but not so good for the neighbours who are a bunch of assholes. I would only put something on if it kicked off at 8pm, 9pm at the very latest, wasn't very loud and didn't go too late.
A mini concert in other words... What do you think?
Wally."
"Dear Wally,
I am not very loud, and I usually like to start around 8 or 9pm... so this could work well. I often go acoustic. I guess I get everyone singing with me, which can get loud, but this normally is the very end of the show and only last about 10 minutes.
Jason Webley."
"Hello Debbie,
Good idea. I would rather call a group show ‘London Artists in Berlin’ as no-one here as heard of Hackney...
Last year a group of students from Reading wanted to do the same. I was very pleased and encouraging but in the end just two came - although their show was smashing. So don’t forget, it ain’t easy to get a bunch of people on a big trip, all agreed on everything, all free at the same time etc. But try if you want. You/they will have a great time whatever happens.
First thing to do is send me some images by e-mail with a rough idea of what you wish to do. I don’t need much for now, just a few words. Let’s see how it goes from there..
Wally."
"Hey Wally,
I think I'm snowed in tonite. But I found an old phone for you. High quality rotary phone. Orange. Want it?
Ugly One."
"Wally,
That's it. That's the one. No, didn't leave it up her pussy. Did not touch her pussy. Had some good German pussy on Sunday, though, after playing very successfully at Kaffee Burger.
Tonight? Sorry. Have to pick up my brother from the airport. He wants to be an artist. Or already is. Don't know. He will live here in Berlin now. That makes four of my family. Isn't that great! Whoopeee! Tralala.
Anyway, what's on tonight at Wally's... let's see...
Why aren't the diaries updated?
I have to buy some bread.
Alex Tornado."
"Hello Wally,
How are you?
I need your advice and help:
Ich gestalte jetzt meine neue Webseiten aber kann ich es nicht programmieren.
Könntest du das für mich machen?
Komm bitte vorbei, ich wohne nicht so weit von dir.
Herzliche Grüße,
Ela."
January 17
"Hi Wally,
I've been passed on your e-mail from my brother, Scott Manson. My name is Debbie.
I was in Berlin at New Year and having a conversation with my brother about your gallery. We were going to come over and check it out, but we didn't have time in the end.
I'm an artist working in London and would be really interested in the possibility of exhibiting at your gallery. I have lots of artist friends living and working in London (Hackney) and thought it could be an exciting possibility to put on a group show:- 'Hackney comes to Keuzberg'. Maybe around a theme - we have lots of ideas. Our work spans from printmaking, to filmmaking and sculpture.
I have no idea if this would be a possibility? I'm just putting an idea forward - but it would be great to hear what you thought about this as a possibility.
Cheers,
Debbie."
"Dear Wally,
Looks like I may fly to Kiev for the 10th and 11th now, so that would leave Sunday the 12th for Berlin. Or maybe even Monday the 13th... I'd have to get to Tubingen the next day. Is that at all a possibility? I imagine you may still be dead?
Jason Webley."
"Dear World,
On Wednesday, 18 January, from 8pm:
KRISTIAN FJELLSTAD
Singer-songwriter von Norway (Solo / Guitar)
In der ‘new look’ Gallery Wallywoods...
Wally!"
"Wally,
Is my black leather jacket at your gallery?
Alex Tornado."
January 16
"Hi Wally,
Had a good time last Saturday... even if you wouldn't let me read when I felt like it... Afraid huh. Cécile read it and liked it. But enough. There's a concert this Friday at Supermolly with my friend Rob Hoare (sax/laptop/texts) featuring Nilan Perera (prepared guitar) and Bob Rutman (bow chime). I'll send you the e-mail. Tonight is rehearsal, then stammtisch at Kaffee Burger.
What a wekend I had. Finally slept last night.
Cheers,
May."
"Hi Giles,
Sorry didn't answer sooner, preposterously busy these days. Must probably decline unfortunately - but how much are you able to pay? If I can't myself, I might think of someone else..
Happy No Yeah!
Wally."
"Dear Gaby,
As the KKK date is still to be confirmed, we're mainly planning for Burger on the 9th at the moment. When can we meet up to talk about it? Best Ken, Jason, you, me and anyone else you want. Because we're all busier than busy, I thought you could call Jason, as he lives closest to you?
Also, The Ugly Americans play on Jan 31 at Arcanoa (around the corner from the gallery) - but I think we should meet before that...
See ya soon!
Wally."
"Hi guys,
Can one of you do me a favour, right now if possible: can you call Katrina or Konrad at King Kong Klub, tell them you are the Uglies and want to check the date in Feb when you play. I THINK its the 24th, but forgot - now I need it confirmed. Too embarrassed to ask again as they told me 3 times already...
Paradox Paul."
"Hey P.P.,
Jason can call Konrad. But I'm bringing you a phone! I can't take that phone of yours anymore.
Ugly One."
January 15
"Hi there,
You're invited to celebrate Siggi's first birthday on Friday, 20th January, 2p.m. til 5p.m. at:
Wilhelm-Foerster-Sternwarte e.V. mit Planetarium am Insulaner.
Koordinates: 13° 21' 11,2" ö.L. , 52° 27' 31,7" n.B. , Höhe 78,40 m NN
Löve, Corinne."
January 14
"Hey Wally,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and a successful good New Year -
Sehe auf Deiner Homepage, dass alles so verplant weiter geht - gut so - Habe mich für ein paar Monate ins Studio zurückgezogen. Sollten eigentlich nur 2 Wochen werden - Sind so viele Ideen!!! Ich denke, bin Anfang Februar zurück - vielleicht auch erst März. Dancefloor is my Life -
Hoffe, dass es Dir - trotz des Stresses - gut geht und denk mal mehr an Dich!!!
Ruhe.
Mark van Klark."
"Hello!
My name is Derek Monroe and I'm an American artist from Chicagoland, USA. I'm looking for the gallery to show my multimedia installation "Tree of War" that consist of the mechanical steel alloy structure with an empty IV bottles and the video footage of raw combat scenes that have a subliminal effect on the viewer. I think it can be taken as statement against militarism in whatever form . The project premiered in December 2003 during an arts festival in Poland and was seen by several thousand people. The US premiere is scheduled on March 3rd, 2006 in Chicago.(www.arcgallery.org) I would like to come to Berlin and show it to German public for a period of at least one week, anytime this summer or fall if possible.
If there is a possibility please let me know so I could forward my resume and installation's photos.
In case of any additional questions please feel free to contact me thru e-mail or at...
Derek Monroe from Chicagoland."
"Hey Wally,
I finally came up with the 2 word description of the Uglies after Alan called it heavy metal techno (a description which would scare some people away):
"Stoneage Electronica"
which is really very accurate because I'm using a prehistoric gismo in electronica terms, the Farfisa!!! and there's something caveman about Ugly Two.
Ugly One."
January 13
"Hi Roman,
BIG THANKS for last night – was super-duper. Our most successful evening yet we think.
Let me know when Baikabrest play somewhere again and I will put the info on my website under ‘Wallywoods recommends’ - and thanks to the rest of the band too!
We are possibly going to make a party once a month at King Kong Klub, starting February 24 with The Uglies supported by Tigers of Doom. Also, we hope to put on some shows at Acud (about the same size and set-up as Kaffee Burger). So let’s KEEP IN TOUCH. I hope you'll play with us again in the near future - I'll let you know any dates as they come up...
Wally and the Wallywoods crew."
"Hey Wally,
The CD sounds great!!!! Looks great too. Finally the Uglies have a CD and everyone is on it. I like the Kaffee Burger stuff especially. The duets with Jason and Ceci and Jason and Alex are the best. Sure the whole thing is a bit sloppy, missed beats and all, but so is the show.
I'm definitely buying a bass box. Without that there's no show.
See ya tonight at the bookshop. We'll celebrate.
Ugly One."
"Dear World,
SATURDAY, JANUARY 14, 19.00:
Wally's Birthday Party!
Plus exhibition opening with B. BURGESS:
"Sculpture, paintings, drawings, poetry, music..."
Exhibition runs from JANUARY 14 to JANUARY 27
3pm - 8pm Daily / 15.00 - 20.00 Täglich.
Wally!"
January 12
"Howdy Heidi,
I asked you last night at King Kong Klub if The Uncontrollables would like to support The Ugly Americans on March 9 at Kaffee Burger? Would be great! We are into punk, funk, improvised nonsense, go-go dancing, audience participation, all kinds of performance and, oh yes, art.
Tonight is our monthly concert/party there – come along if you can...
Wally."
January 11
"Hi Roman,
So, video beamer is there, great, but I can’t find Gerry to ask him about his guitar amp. I could ask Kristian Fjellstad, but I think he’s on tour...
Wally."
January 10
"Dear World,
On Thurday, January 12:
WALLYWOODS AT KAFFEE BURGER
(Torstraße 60, 10119 Berlin)
9pm
"EIN WORT ZU NEUKÖLLN"
"MARZAHN – EINE ANAMNESE"
2 films by CHRISTIAN OTTOW & ROMAN PERNACK
9.45pm
BAIKABREST
"Neukölln Punk"
10.30pm
THE UGLY AMERICANS
"Psychedelic Electronica from the Land of the Freee"
+ Special guests !
+ Go-go dancing competition !!
E-mail Wally for the password…
Wally!"
"Hi Bert,
Hier das Programm Info für Donnerstag 09.02.06
WALLYWOODS.COM Presents:
‘Live Music Dance Party’ at Kaffee Burger with
THE UGLY AMERICANS + Guests (circa 23.00)
“Funk Punk Dance Band” (U.S.A.)
CRAZEEE (circa 22.00)
“Punk Rock Girls Band” (Berlin)
ALEX TORNADO (circa 21.00)
One Man Boy Band (Berlin)
+ Go-Go Dancing Competition.
Wally."
"Hi Tall Paul,
Thank U 4 always B ing "teh host with teh most".
Hope your 2006 kix massive ass!
Love always,
P.S. as usual, eye appreci8 your review of my evening & sound bite even. Danke schoen!!!!!!
Fysche."
January 9
"Holla Wally,
Wat präsentiert Wallywoods am 9.2. im Kaffee Burger?
Besten gruß,
Bert."
January 8
"Hey Wally,
Looking forward to an Ugly death on Thursday, our last performance.
Realizing once again that electronic music is only as good as the sound system. I'm ready to throw in the towel again, but not afraid of failing miserably, which can be kinda fun in a way. Tonight was pure absurdity.
Ugly One."
"Don't give up!
Was a very pleasant night. Ended up getting CENSORED with CENSORED. Here is the poster again attached.
Am now here 3pm - 8pm every day.
I need some new speakers. Well done. I told you it was loud enough.
Wally."
January 7
"Hi Ho World,
It's that time of month again.
Here's a nice poster, for your kitchen perhaps - no copyright. Print some off!
See you there..
(Password for free entry "Wallydisco")
Wally!"
January 6
"WOW!
That's a lot!
I am just hanging our new exhibition at Barbie Deinhoff's and I am totally in stress. I always send people to you because I like your project. When do you need my material for your website?
Happy new year.
I LIKE 2006!
Kisses, Lena."
"Hi Lena,
Plenty of time yet, don't worry about material for your show. This month sometime just send me an image and a short text, one or two lines for now.
Bis bald,
Wally."
January 5
"Wally,
(Re: Galerie Rolf Ricke)
"Nach 40 Jahren: Was ist die wichtigste Eigenschaft eines Galeristen?"
"Die wichtigst Eigenschaft ist Seriosität – nicht nur in der Abrechnung, sondern in der Form dessen, was man anbietet. Und eine wahnsinnige Neugierde und Wachheit und Freude an diesen Dingen. Ich habe die Tage noch gesagt, das ist der schönste Beruf, den ich mir vorstellen kann. Diese ungeheure Pflege des Individuellen."
"The most important trait of a gallerist is reliability - not only in terms of accounting, but in the form of that what you offer. And a great curiosity and alertness and joy about those things. Recently I have said this it is the best job I can imagine. This enormous care for the individual."
(I guess I wanted to cheer you up.)
Alex Tornado."
"Hi Roman,
I’m still finding out about a video beamer - hard to get through to Kaffee Burger…
Baikabrest don’t have any drums? There are none at Burger. Then we need to contact some musicians and try and borrow a set. Shall I try?
Yes you can go through their p.a. system, no probs. Sound is ok but not great. We don’t have our own Wally amps. Normally the bands bring their own.
Otherwise your plan is great.
Big problem it seems is getting a drum set…
Wally."
January 4
"Dear World,
BIG PARTY HERE SATURDAY 7PM
RE-LAUNCH OF THE ‘NEW LOOK’ WALLYWOODS GALLERY SHOP
THE WALLYWOODS NEW YEARS PARTY WAS SO MUCH FUN WE ARE DOING IT AGAIN
+ GROUP EXHIBITION 'BILLIG ABER KUNST' / FARFISA BEATS / TASTELESS JAM / + 23 SURPRISES / WORST MUSICIAN OF 2006 COMPETITION
PRECEEDED BY 'VEREIN MEETING' FOR ANYONE BOTHERED (6PM)
GO-GO DANCING COMPETITION FROM 6PM
(RESULTS AT MIDNIGHT. PRIZE: ANY ONE WORK IN THE GALLERY OR YOUR MONEY BACK)
ENTRANCE: DONATIONS ON THE DOOR
EXIT: DONAR KEBABS ON BERGMANN STRASSE
BE THERE AND BE SQUARE
GALERIE VOLLYWUTZ
BERLIN
(NEW OPENING HOURS FROM MONDAY JAN.8: 3PM - 8PM DAILY! / 15.00 - 20.00 TÄGLICH!)
(PRAKTIKANT/IN / PART-TIME GALLERIST/IN / PROGRAMMER/PUBLICIST / SEXY GO-GO CHICKS GESUCHT/REQUIRED SOFORT/IMMEDIATELY / MUCH FUN / NO PAY)
(FANTASTIC/CHEAP/GÜNSTIG LOCATION GESUCHT/REQUIRED FOR 'CLUB WALLYWOODS' TO OPEN IN FIRST HALF OF 2006: LIVE MUSIC/PERFORMANCE/THEATRE/GO-GO-BELLY DANCING/SATIRE (NO GERMAN POLITICS)/WEDDINGS/WAKES/BIRTHDAY PARTIES/READINGS/MUD WRESTLING... EVERY NIGHT. BEER ETC. NO NEIGHBOURS NECESSARY.)
(DON'T FORGET 'THE ACT' LIVE AT RED ROOSTER LATER ON JAN.7)
(DON'T FORGET WALLYWOODS LIVE AT KAFFEE BURGER ON JAN.12: NEUKÖLNN PUNK, THE UGLY AMERICANS, GIRLS WITH TORN STOCKINGS, MINOR SCANDAL, BEER...)
(DON'T FORGET WALLY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT THE GALLERY PLUS BRIAN BURGESS' REMARKABLE EXHIBITION OPENING ON JAN.14 - 7PM)
(DON'T FORGET 'WALLYWOODS PRESENTS' AT ARCANOA ON THE LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH:
JAN: THE UGLY AMERICANS - 9PM (Yankee Ken, Yankee Jason & guests)
FEB: THE NASTY PARTY - 9PM (Aussie Jon, Aussie Dave & guests)
MARCH: THE UGLY AMERICANS - 9PM (Yankee Ken, Yankee Jason & guests)
APRIL: THE NASTY PARTY - 9PM (Aussie Jon, Aussie Dave & guests))
(DON'T FORGET NORWAY'S OWN KRISTIAN FJELLSTAD'S SOLO CONCERT AT THE GALLERY ON JAN.18)
(DON'T FORGET GIRL BAND 'CRAZEEE' ARE STILL TO BE CONFIRMED TO SUPPORT 'THE UGLY AMERICANS' AT FEBUARY'S KAFFEE BURGER GIG. THIRD BAND ALSO REQUIRED.)
(WALLYWOODS AT KAFFEE BURGER: SECOND THURSDAY EACH MONTH)
(DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THE WEBSITE FOR MUSIC UPDATES, ART JOKES & MORE...)
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORINNE)
2006? SO FAR I LIKED 2005 BETTER...
Wally."
January 3
"Hey Wally,
Talked to Jason. Everything's cool. Let's stick with Saturday night. Get yourself a gismo from Alex. If nothing else an effects box to connect with a mic and moan into. Jason is ready to listen to whatever you want to add to the show. Anyway we won't hear anything soon as Sig Bang blows his horn. I'll call him. My suggestion is to advertize it as a BLAST OFF NIGHT...
Ugly One."
"Hi Gabby,
Wanna do something with us at Kaffee Burger on 12 Jan? If you're busy, maybe you know some other girls who wanna go-go dance..
Wally."
January 2
"Entschuldigen Petra!
Heiraten?
Man, war ich besoffen. Whisky-Cola. Dann bin ich nicht mehr mich selbst - oder vielleicht zu viel mich selbst. Später an denn Abend habe ich keine Erinnerung mehr. Ich weiss ich habe gesungen, hoffe nur das meine auftritt dauert nicht zu lang. War bestimmt bescheuert. Schmeiss mir bitte raus nächste mal.
Ja, ich mache eine Poster - eine super Idee die 2 Bands regelmäßig vor zustellen. Ich arbeite dran..
Wally."
"By the way Ugly One,
I got a truffel for a present. Size of a golf ball. Don't know what to do with it. Worth 40 bucks apparently. You and George want it? It's good till the weekend.
Wally."
January 1
"Dear Wally,
I made it an absolute priority to celebrate Noo Yeer at the WW Gallery seeing as I haven't been round for a bit. Anyway, Heike and my good self arrived on the stroke of midnite (cutting it a bit fine, but couldn't be helped), to find the Gallery closed up and no note as to where y'all might be found...
...Having spent our money on drinks for the party, we couldn't go into the bar on the corner. So we moseyed on around the corner, watching anoraked junior managers sticking rockets in wine bottles, to Arcanoa to find a handful of people, a live band, and absolutely no chance of parking our arses and drinking our mitgebrachte liquor. So we got back on the U-bahn and went home again.
Crap non-event new year.
This kind of thing normally only happens to me when somebody's visiting me from England, after me telling them how great life is in Berlino.
I can only assume that you were overtaken by emergency and had to be helicoptered to hospital, or leave town in a hurry due to death threats or the like, coz I don't believe you would close up and piss off, leaving friends out in the cold, without first sending round a "change of plan" mail or sticking a note on the door.
So... I just hope you're still in the LAND OF THE LIVING. If not, see you in the great Art Poster Factory In The Sky.
I would have called you, but I've lost me bloody address book again.
Virtual regards,
Mr Alan Layton."
"Extremely sorry Alan!
Only 3 people came to our party - with 'staff' that made 6 altogether. At about 11.30 I went with Harry and Thomas to climb the icey Kreuzberg for the rockets, then went to Arcanoa for two super punk bands, 'Die Brut' and girly band 'Crazeee'. Did you look inside? Also, we were outside Arcanoa watching the locals in street battle mode.
I asked Thomas explicitly to put a note in the door that we were at Arcanoa (I left him in the gallery, he joined us later). He forgot. I can't be in control of everything. It was his idea to make a silvester party. I agreed, asking him to run the show as I wouldn't be around the whole night. I actually wanted a night off...
By the way, we're having a party here on Saturday, The Ugly Americans and guests. Re-openng the 'new-look' gallery. Free entry for you and all your mates.
(At Arcanoa I jumped on stage and sang with the bands, proposed marriage to Petra, and dislocated my arm for about the eleventh time. Which do you think was worst?)
Wally."
"Hey Wally,
Don't be depressed. Express yourself, Madonna. You missed a nice party, but nothing special. How was Arcanoa?
I'm wired. Since realizing by accident that one can play multiple rhythms at the same time on the mini farfisa a whole new universe has opened up. It turns the thing into a jungle drum and bass london dj. You don't need to add anything. Jason can feel free to join in and out. You can do your sound effects and Sig Bang will come in here and there for a big bang on that sax... but there's no question that people can dance to this baby. Voodoo dance parties all over Berlin.
Let's do a voodoo jam at Wallywoods this week to try it out. Which night?
Ugly One."
